L. Ron Hubbard Can't Save Your Life.

I had a message on the answering machine when I got home from work this morning from The Public Relations Department of The Church of Scientology.
They invited me to a function and left a phone number to ring to get two tickets.
I'm not going unless I get to meet Kelly Preston or Nicole Kidman.
Anyway, according to the last census, My religion is on the record as being "Jedi"